Google Translate Gems

Using online machine translators doesn't always yield a precise translation of a given word, phrase, or text fragment - but sometimes the results are quite amusing. For example, "Kalvītis" in Google Translate comes out as Хеллоуин (Halloween), the word "saimniece" (hostess) as "любовница" (mistress), and "lopu vagons" (cattle wagon) as "серийный автомобиль" (serial car).