Types of Men

For fun, I invite you to evaluate nine silhouettes - that is, nine types of men. It seems that both men and women have the opportunity here to look at themselves from the outside with varying degrees of seriousness, to smile a little - and perhaps also to reflect? ;)

1. The Ideal. A prime specimen of a man from head to toe. Athletic build, muscular through and through. Very proper - entirely without problems, complete with apartment and car. Not encountered in real life, as he is in fact the product of men's imagination. If at home in the dim light of a floor lamp you cast such a shadow on the wall, don't rejoice too much - that's not you, it's a poster from Men's Health magazine.
2. The Narcissus. Tall, with curly hair, a self-satisfied personality. A metrosexual - the type who always pays excessive attention to his appearance. His movements and gestures are refined down to the smallest detail. Regularly visits the manicure and pedicure salon. Practically speaking, he has no need for women, though he does prefer women who are permanently flustered, blushing, and insecure. Usually snared by office worker types - accountants, lawyers, cashiers - with a tendency to survive on unhappy love affairs.
3. The Lively One. Hair in a crew cut, with a prominent Adam's apple, sinewy arms and legs, lively, not with overly pronounced body hair. Voracious eater, always everywhere and into everything. Appealing to large-framed women with dark eyes and pale pink lipstick. Goes for maternal-type women ready to look after such a man until the grave - feeding him homemade rissoles and mashed potato.

4. The Dashing Mediocrity. Smooth in all parts of his body - nothing sticks out anywhere. His character also holds nothing particularly distinctive, as if he had no weak points. Practical, not demanding of himself or of anything else in life. Eye colour - indeterminate. Attractive to women of average height and age.
5. Ideal No. 2. Slim, athletic, but without excessive musculature. Well-defined body shape, masculine hands. Brown hair and light blue eyes. Moves well both on the dance floor and in bed. Suits almost all women and is usually widely encountered on the big cinema screens.
6. The Brute. Massive and sluggish, with a bad bite, low forehead, and prominent body hair. Pronounced grasping reflex. Taciturn, not particularly communicative. Always smells of a leather jacket. Does not discriminate in his type of woman - any will do, as long as she's within arm's reach.

7. The Weed. Looks like a scoliosis patient - sunken chest, thin hair with dandruff, skin covered in pimples. Usually dressed in baggy clothing that never quite fits. A reliable and responsive person. Doesn't take up much space. Useful around the house for women with an active outlook on life but without higher education. Irreplaceable in garden work.
8. The Lump. Bald-headed, with a pronounced beer belly. Cheerful by nature. Known to sing at length and with gusto, but rather off-key. Perpetually sweaty. Knows a great many dirty jokes. Enjoys pinching bottoms. Quickly befriends "pike-type" women - sharp little teeth, a small nose, and very thin over-plucked eyebrows. They grow flowers and cats, are into feng shui, and are insatiable in bed.
9. The Scoundrel. Bent in an S-shape, wears a knitted hat and narrow straight-cut trousers. Bites his nails and has sustained many minor injuries in various incidents. Self-preservation instinct reduced to a minimum, skittish. Uses the latest model mobile phone. His ideal woman - a "plank" to whom he latches on and never lets go of until the grave.

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